May 2012
146 posts
3 tags
captaindelicious asked: i bet you have sex dreams about scientists
Ask me anything, I'm feeling uninhibited. →
brisbane-babes asked: are you on your phone? or on a pc/macbook :3
brisbane-babes asked: oh herro
Anonymous asked: Shit, you sound like the easiest person to kidnap ever. Unless, of course, this is all a ruse to trick me into a false sense of security.
Anonymous asked: I'm a very generous kidnapper, so if you have any specific location in America you would prefer to reside in, it's cool with me. As long as it's not California. Fuck that place.
Anonymous asked: You don't gotta pull the trigger. Intimidation is enough. If anything your biggest challenge will be getting used to America, because that's where I'm taking you.
Anonymous asked: I like how you say "metres". We can totally hijack a boat, as long as you have the balls to point a gun at someone and tell them that you will blow their head off. I'll supply said gun.
Anonymous asked: I am going to literally swim across two oceans to get to Australia and kidnap you. That is the extent of your awesomeness.
jadedrivet asked: Curious as to what book this is
Anonymous asked: what is that book called?